March 2012
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
beautifulxmesses replied to your photo: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?????????????
someone’s really proud of their unicorn….
well nobody’s every proud of MY unicorn
fuck this shit i am becoming a nun
I wonder if I'm anyone's Tumblr crush...
thorgwanteat:
or real life crush
or any crush at all.
hmph.
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Eliminating those from your life who find Will Ferrell funny
February 2012
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oops it would appear that i have overslept ;)
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-at CVS-
Cashier: Hi, do you have a CVS card?
Customer: No, but I have a phone number.
Cashier: No fucking way. I have a phone number too. Small world, amirite?
so today in acting class my two new college friends decided that i was one of the most attractive people in the class and that everyone else was ugly and weird
it kind of made my day
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wow i should not have watched that video oh look memories from high school and actually being happy this is so foreign to me
wow i put the perfect amount of honey in this tea i am so gr8
if i recorded myself singing ‘i dreamed a dream’ in soprano would any of you watch it j/w
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radiobread2:
but…nipples….who…would…why
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
jeezny replied to your post: you know what sucks i have this weird thing…
same
ok well we can be desperate for attention and lonely together how’s that sound
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you know what sucks
i have this weird thing where if people show me attention i think they like me and then i start to think i like them but then i realize they actually don’t like me and that im desperate for attention and lonely it kinda blows
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spiritinthenight replied to your post: -go downstairs and eat real food -stay in my room…
or you could be like me and be downstairs devouring your candy stash
no because that’s where my parents are god mary don’t you know anything
-go downstairs and eat real food
-stay in my room and devour my candy stash in bed
hm
thorgwanteat:
Tomorrow is going to be fucking terrible.
threekillercucumberz:
I just want to smoke some weed, cuddle naked, fuck, watch our favorite movies and be held while I sleep. Is that too much to ask for?
temporize:
Dear wind,
STOP.
Sincerely, hair
you know what really grinds my gears
everything
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my question for you, mr. karp, is ‘why fix what isn’t broken?’
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so i made 2 new friends at school today
that makes 3 in total
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i just really fucking love pudding ok
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oh hey i like you?
is that possible?